The Angry Dieter

Razors pain you;
Rivers are damp;
Acids stain you;
And drugs cause cramp;
Guns aren't lawful;
Nooses give;
Gas smells awful;
You might as well live.
—Dorothy Parker, “Resume” –1926

September 26th, 2001 | Category: Blogging | Subscribe to comments | Leave a comment | Trackback URL