Customer: Hi I just got this new program and i need help
Tech Support: OK so what do you need to know?
Customer: Well, I'm not very technical, but I think I'm ready to install it now. What do I do first?
Tech Support: The first step is to open your HEART. Have you located your HEART, [...]
heh
kinda typical really
Which Star-Crossed Marvel Lover Are You?
and no big surprise
this one made me smile.
A blind man enters a Lesbian bar by mistake. He finds his way to a bar stool and orders a drink. After sitting there for a while the blind guy yells to the bartender:
“Hey, wanna hear a blonde joke?' A deathly silence transcends the bar.
In [...]
morning ppls
i have been having nice sleepies after a day of being sick. i have much work to do and of course, being up this early i found something cool
everyone should have figured out by now from my LJ stuff that i like dragons.
i found this online test (all the rage) and thought i would [...]
