I was inspired by this website - someone asked what would happen if someone else wrote lord of the rings.. so i thought, how about we reenact the Battle of Helmsdeep

* Now talking in #Helmsdeep
* Topic is ‘Battle Is ON Let Them Come’
* Set by Theoden on Sun Jan 05 07:51:05
*** #Helmsdeep @Theoden @GIMli_ +EoWyN^69 @Legolas ^H�ma^ GamLinG _Haldir_ Uruk-Hai fr3d4 maDril
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* Chanop sets mode: +o }}Aragorn{{
[}}Aragorn{{] Hey dudes
[EoWyN^69] HI }}Aragorn{{ i mished u babe
[}}Aragorn{{] uh yeah.. hi babe.
[Legolas] u’re late.
[Legolas] u smell like shit
[}}AraGoRN{{] thanx dude, but i’m HERE and those skanky orc clones are cumn this way!
[Th�oden] aww fuk me, how many?
[}}AraGoRN{{] i didnt count, wat do U think i am man! a g33k?
[Th�oden] fine - let the fukkas in then
[Gimli] GR8!! more action in this boring channel
* part EoWyN^69 (going to the shops good luck all!!!)
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[Gimli_] I can’t see! What’s going on - where da fuk are dey?
[Legolas] Would u like me to describe it to u? Or are u gunna to take ignore off - u shortass gronk
[Gimli_] shurrup man, i know what i am doing - get to killing before i kick u’re pointy eared head outta this chan
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[Orc1] fLooDKiLLHuMAnZ
[Orc2] fLooDKiLLHuMAnZ
[Orc3] fLooDKiLLHuMAnZ
[Orc4] fLooDKiLLHuMAnZ
[Orc5] fLooDKiLLHuMAnZ
[Orc6] fLooDKiLLHuMAnZ
[Orc7] fLooDKiLLHuMAnZ
[Orc8] fLooDKiLLHuMAnZ
[Orc9] fLooDKiLLHuMAnZ
* Legolas set mode +b orc1*!*
Legolas kicked Orc1 (you’re dead. killed by me)
* Legolas set mode +b orc3*!*
Legolas kicked Orc3 (you’re dead. killed by me)
* Legolas set mode +b orc16*!*
Legolas kicked Orc16 (you’re dead. killed by me)
[Orc10] fLooDKiLLHuMAnZ
[Orc11] fLooDKiLLHuMAnZ
[Orc12] fLooDKiLLHuMAnZ
[Orc13] fLooDKiLLHuMAnZ
Gimli_ set mode +b orc15*!*
Gimli_ kicked Orc1 (DIE m0f0. I kicked your ugly ass)
Legolas set mode +b orc10*!*
Legolas kicked Orc10 (you’re dead. killed by me)
Gimli_ set mode +b orc7*!*
Gimli_ kicked Orc7 (DIE m0f0. I kicked your ugly ass)
[Orc14] fLooDKiLLHuMAnZ
[Gimli_] That’s three already.
[Legolas] I’m on 4
[Gimli_] What! I’ll not let some pointy-ear 0ut-�c0r3 me!!
[Theoden] Who’s loading these clones?
[}}Aragorn{{] Who do u think? Saruman - ever since he had that fight with Gandalf he’s just decided to packet the whole network by loading clones, channel by channel
}}Aragorn{{ set mode +b orc11*!*
}}Aragorn{{ kicked Orc11 (I slay you for #GONDOR)
[Legolas] Are you spamming again }}Aragorn{{ ??
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Whois: Gandalf_The_White!iam@white.ok :Gandalf
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[Gandalf_The_White] That will teach them to attack MY network.
[Theoden] Thanks Gandalf, my ops were too few and too slow to deal with such a number.
[Gimli_] pffft
[}}Aragorn{{] we kicked their a$$es you twonk
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