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ummm *looks at blogger*

yuck. whatever blogger did over the weekend to blogger broke it. I couldn’t use the “blog this!” feature because i got a runtime error, so i logged into the blogger.com site to enter in manually, and i get more of an error, plus.. things look warped on the screen, the calender and then view posts bit are wonky and i got another runtime error…

EEP. This better not break my blog or i’ll be VERY upset. *closes the yellow blogger help window that nicely popped up all by itself*

I had a joke for you. At least it made me laugh. And isn’t big brother getting interesting. I remember watching something on TV once about a group of kids that did a blue eyes brown eyes thing where they were segregated due to eyecolour. The impact of the week long experiment had far reaching consequences for the students, the teacher, and society for decades to come. Now Big brother is going to be doing something similar in the house.

The Haves and Have nots. Put simply, the have nots will serve, cook and clean for the Haves and live in one room with card board boxes and have rations for food, and cold showers on the other side of the coin, the Haves will have their own rooms, continuous luxury, more money than they could ever dream of, long hot water showers and be served on hand and foot.

I wonder what will happen to the friendships which are formed, will they be destroyed? Can they stand the stress of being the underpriviledged? How will that affect voting for the following week? How to ordinary nice people turn into snobs? Its a very interesting week on big brother.

Joke time!

A man left work one Friday afternoon. But instead of going home, he stayed out the entire weekend, hunting with the boys and spending his entire paycheck.

When he finally appeared at home, Sunday night, he was confronted by his very angry wife and was barraged for nearly 2 hours with a tirade about his actions. Finally his wife stopped the nagging and simply said to him “How would you like it if you didn’t see me for 2 or 3 days?

To which he replied, “That would be fine with me”.

Monday went by and he didn’t see his wife. Tuesday and Wednesday came and went and he didn’t see her.

On Thursday, the swelling went down just enough where he could see her a little out of the corner of his left eye.

l.

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