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I just wanted to note a few things down that have been happening for the last few weeks and i haven’t recorded them.
Last week I went out with my boss to the movies and we watched the Hulk. We thought it would be bad enough for us to laugh at, and with the opening scene featuring Lou Ferrigno (the original TV green man) whom I always thought was deaf.. maybe he still is, anyways.. He was umm.. a security guard walking down the steps of the research building as Eric Bana was walking up the stairs in his dorky helmet. Apart from that highlight well.. not much to say about the movie really.
The dinner we had at Han’s was delicious, and the drive home eventful with the lil cling-on teddybear on the bar above the passenger door dropping off onto C. She got ready to scream and flick the bear, which at the time I thought was a spider on to me, and i was preparing to scream and slam the brakes on the car in the middle of Morley Drive, however at the last minute, disaster was averted, and hysterical giggling ensued and continued till we got back to her place, where we had coffee and talked till 2am.
Driving home was great, I was in my own headspace, no one else around me - free open road (as open as it gets with traffic lights every 3 or 4 kms with nice stretches of doing 100ks in between, no street lights, so the clouds coming from over the hills were darker than the night sky. I felt like pointing the car to the left of the star, and driving on until dawn.
On Monday, I was feeling under the weather, have been for most of the week, and I woke up feeling like I was spaced out, so I was sitting at the desk working through documents for work, and decided to check my mail, and read the end of shift report, which said, see you at the meeting. My stomach dropped and I thought “oh my god, I have missed the team meeting [insert scream here]” - frantically I check through my diary and find thank god, that it was the following day. I think this has been a week for lolly to be a space cadet. Today, I have tried to sleep and failed, and felt miserable. I spent some great time with a close friend talking on netmeeting for a while, but sleeping.. well I guess I’ll be right to work late tonight. ;/
Oh and I bought my laptop.. I hope.
I watched the morning news and discovered that if men don’t masturbate regularly, then their chances of getting prostate cancer in later life increase.. Well isn’t that the best news that men have heard all year?
Her: “Honey?? You’ve been in that bathroom for 30 minutes, what are you doing in there.. are you doing it again?”
Him: “I am preventing getting cancer honey!”
Her: “But that’s the fourth time today!!”
Him: “I plan on living till I am 95!”
If you want to know more about how to be a 95 year old wanker, read here