Man Logic.

What is Man Logic?

Man Logic, is used to justify the totally irrational decisions a male makes when he thinks he has a great idea, when he buys something that has no real use for, or sticks to an argument that he lost 3 sentences into an argument, but 4 hours later still insists he is right.

or Does it make sense?

No it doesn’t. But for women to deal with man logic, in the end so the man can save face, it is best to agree with the male so they can walk away with their head held high.

Yes please buy that blower vac, we have an extensive list of reasons to use it. Oh it doesnt Vac too well, and the blowing is great.. but .. no direct enough.. Sure, we will use it for lots of things, 120AUD and 6 months later, I think it’s been used once.

Of course, there is the hazard that if you agree too readily, and repeat what they are saying back to them, they begin to feel defensive as the slow realisation of their .. logic begins to penetrate their manlogic mania, and they begin to see sense.

Then you get caught humouring the man you care so much about, and he catches you dead to rights as he asks after the defensive mode has kicked in, if you still think its stupid. What to do? Deny Everything.

No no.. i never said it was a stupid idea.. not at all! [inserts innocent look] and please try and keep a straight face.

The apology.

Now he’s offended slightly, and now is the time to apologise and explain your questions, and the realisation that perhaps you were being too critical of the idea, and maybe had to tone it down.

Apologise and grovel ladies. Because the man is now offended. It’s official. *sigh*

But really are women any different?

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