Insect Wars: The Ant’s Strike back

[cue screen with words rolling up about being a long time ago the rebel alliance struck a blow but this time around, the Ant's have formed a force and taking on the rebels once again]

We had a few Ant Platoons strike again whilst we were sleeping and we woke to another carpet of Ants in the Dining room heading towards the kitchen. Once again, we struck back with deadly force repelling the invaders and out came the sucking machine and small stiff 6 legged bodies were removed. This might have been a strike back against us since we hosed down the back porch the night before with water clearing away the ant’s and destorying the nests under the bricks.

On a more amusing note - I was talking to a friend tonight who was staying at his mother’s house. He was thirsty, and found a 2.4L bottle of Applejuice in her fridge. So he drank it over a period of three hours, then his stomach started to rumble alarmingly and he bolted to the bathroom. A little while later he emerged, and looked at the now empty bottle of juice to read the label..
“too much of this product may have a laxative effect, recommended dose: 200mls” - I think he’ll be up for a while yet.

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