Sith lovers
There is something wrong with the picture i am about to paint for you.
Imagine you hear the rumbling of a big motor cycle as you’re parked at the lights, and a big 750CC bike pulls up, just behind you, you don’t see the rider, but the thrumming of the bike is felt throughout the interior of the car. The bike revs, the lights turn green, and it powers past and a mighty rate of knots.
*impressive* You think to yourself, as you prepare to stare at a suitably impressive bike as well as owner…
Well that’s where the fantasy ends ladies and gents.
Reality was staring at me - bare cheeks and all.
The man on the bike was wearing a black bali surf shirt, wearing black shorts, black thongs, and a helmet which was less than.. expected - it looked like someone went to town with some gliter and paint on his helmet so. bright and sparkly. Squinting a little as the bright sun reflected off his helmet I was treated to a rare sight, the ultimately cool numberplate.. “SITH”
Just as i was staring at the plate, he sped up, and his tshirt rode up on his back, exposing the world famous aussie bumcrack.
ultimately, very disappointing.