Things for a single person to do when there is no internet and they have moved house
Day One
Get phone hooked up within two hours of calling Hel$tra.
Discover laptop with modem isn’t working.
Conduct panic session as full realisation of lack of internet hits.
Move furniture and boxes into new apartment.
Discover that ye olde couch has unpleasant odour.
Sweep Balcony.
Air couch cushions for two days on Balcony.
Discover apartment has other disturving odours.
Burn smudge sticks and oils
Unpack all the boxes
Sort books into alphabetical order, set computer desk and computer up in spare room (now computer room)
Wash all clothing.
Hang clothing out.
Sort clothing in wardrobe.
Look for facial cleaners and makeup.
Discover BO killer is missing
Go shopping for essentials
Sort jumpers into Wool and acrylics.
Drink lukewarm microwaved coffee and vow to obtain new kettle
Sleep