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Lakes need holidays too!

I read something interesting last night when I was browing the websites around the place. A lake disappeared in China.

This is from the ABC website here in Oz.

Missing: one Russian lake

A Russian village has been left baffled after its lake disappeared overnight.

NTV television has shown pictures of a giant muddy hole bathed in summer sun, while fishermen from the village of Bolotnikovo look on disconsolately.

Dmitry Zaitsev, a local Emergencies Ministry official, says trees also disappeared under the ground as the lake emptied near the Volga river, east of Moscow.

“It is very dangerous. If a person had been in this disaster, he would have had almost no chance of survival,” he said.

He says water in the lake might have been sucked into an underground water-course or cave system but some villagers have more sinister explanations.

One older woman has told NTV she believes the Americans have finally been able to hit them where it hurts.

“I am thinking, well, America has finally got to us,” she said as she sat on the ground outside her house.

I have to wonder.. where the hell did the lake go? I have a few suggestions..

1: Someone flushed.
2: aliens needed to refill their radiator after busting a hose when flying through the meteroid field next to Mars
3: It appears drought ridden NSW has suddenly discovered a previously undiscovered freshwater later, freshly dug, trees are being planted this sunday.
4: A nuclear reactor near by was experiencing a meltdown and needed backup water.
5: Hey! Everyone needs to go on a holiday now and then! Lakes need holidays too!
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