Archive for October, 2005

 a toothy matter

On Sunday after work I needed to go shopping for various groceries, which also included the need for an updated toothbrush.

I wandered around Dewsons, and stood in their healthcare aisle and stared at the wall of toothbrushes in front of me.


so many to choose from!

There were toothbrushes with bendy heads, toothbrushes with colour indicators, fading over time, toothbrushes being sold with toothpaste, electric toothbrushes, toothbrushes to clean your tongue, toothbrushes to massage your gums.. the list is endless. All I wanted was a toothbrush that cleaned my teeth! Is that too hard to ask?

So I looked at all the toothbrushes, I didn’t get any electrical ones. I selected a blue toothbrush with a rubber grip and a raised rubber backing as it is a toothbrush that I can use to clean my tongue with. I thought the massaging prods looked too scary to use, some of them reminded me of rhinocerous beetles with the design of some of the prongs.. or those vibrators with the ticklers on them that you see at the sexpos when they are in town.

So, I used the new toothbrush this morning. The bristles were lovely and soft, and caressed my teeth and gums with a care I have not experienced in some time. I felt like my teeth had never been cleaner. I then looked at the rubber backing tongue scrubber and thought.. “what the hell” I commenced brushing the back of my tongue and 10 seconds later was gagging as the rubber slim toothbrush made its way to the back of my mouth. I realise that this is vaguely pornographic, so I’ll just end my post here.

 Worth a shot?

I know I said I wouldn’t bail out… but there’s jobs at a govt office that are on offer, and the pay is considerably better than what I am on right now. I don’t think I would be dealing with the same kind of people as I do now. IF I applied for this particular job and got it, my pay would go up considerably, and if we base it on the money I was getting in June05, the pay would be nearly 8K per year more. Mind you, there’s no bonus like there would be, and probably not as much overtime. However, on the flipside, regular hours, no late night finishes and less stress. I’ll think about it.

In other news.. I purchased a gel filled seat cushion for my ass. It needs some loving as bike seats never seem to be comfortable. I purchased one for dad aswell since he’s been getting his bike done up. You should see it, very cool bike.

On my way home from my parents tonight I noticed something, and then I realised I’ve seen this quite a bit. Middle-aged people, mainly men with bermuda hats or straw hats on the back parcel shelf of their invariably Ford Falcon. What is it with middle aged men with hat’s on the back parcel shelf?

 more laughs @ work

I have been taking more customer calls recently as my therapy for stress at work… less escalated calls for me! So, I’ve been doing alot of internet calls, ADSL and dialup.

Last night I was hammering through my calls, and one guy made me laugh. He rang up to complain about his ADSL not working, that it had intermittent dropouts and wanted to know what the problem was. So I got his details, and found out who he was - and that’s when he stopped me.

“oh hang on” he says
“Yes sir? ” says I,
“This is Xcompany* right?” he asks.
“Yes sir!” I reply.
“oh bugger, I’m not with you for broadband, I’m with Zcompany*” He laughs with embarrassment
” … ” I thought.
” oh well, I guess I’ll go now - hope you don’t laugh at me too much!” He laughs again.
“oh I wouldn’t do that Sir! Have a great night!” I reply back in saccharine sweet tones
[click]

bwahahahahaahahaaa

So glad he wasn’t one of ours. Now I know that Zcompany* isn’t perfect either :D

* name changed to protect the innocent! ie:me

 dear food diary

Here is what i have been eating and how it has affected me the last few days.

26/10/05 11.30
3 sushi rolls with salmon and chicken, coffee, 2 bikkies not much pain at all,
slight discomfit around 2.30 but had 2 mylanta
26/10/05 5.00pm
chocolate
stomach hurt a bit, had another mylanta tablets
26/10/05 9.00pm
spaghetti bol and cheese cake
not much pain, slight discomfort
26/10/05 10.15pm
coffee
hotness in stomach, and a little pain, have not taken anything
27/10/05 09.30am
water, japanese food
a little warmth in stomach
27/10/05 11.00am
coffee
warm and bloated, took an antacid tablet thingy
27/10/05 2.25pm
coffee
mild burning sensation in topof chest
27/10/05 4.00pm
tomato and beef roll
warm and bloated
27/10/05 5.45
coffee
warm and bloated, slight burn
27/10/05 9.00pm
1 piece chocolate
hotness and burning intop of tummy, taken mylanta

I guess we can safely say that now I am learning what my stomach feels like, and why I don’t eat as much as I need to, actually seeing I have left over food each week when I shouldn’t be having leftover food since I plan it so carefully. As a result, I am tired. On the plus side, I am cutting down on my coffee, and increased my drinking water intake.

Count down to my holidays: 18 days to no work day.

 Health Alert

Aw00gA

I thought I was having a heart attack today. I had breakfast this morning and had a burning chest pain which went away after about 10 minutes, and then at lunch time, I had a salad roll, and when I sat down at my desk to log in, I experienced another chest pain. My brain switched into panic mode and I thought I was having a heart attack.

I felt myself go white and nearly fainting, I tapped on my chest thinking that would stop it, and my arm was going tingly. I sat at my desk long enough to stop the dizziness and sat in front of my friend J and told her I needed to go to a doctors straight away. I got a ride to RPH and got admitted and had an ECG.

Apparently there was nothing remarkable to report. I only have one risk factor dealing with heart attacks, and no previous medical history for anything at all. I do however seem to show signs of Gastro Intestinal problems. Seems as though whilst I have been experiencing nausea after dinner has more to do with my digestive system being broken rather than me being sick due to my other recent health problems. The other symptoms I had were anxiety and hyperventilation ie: I had a panic attack.

My only problem with this, is now my work knows I get them. I used to get them when I was with my X, not often but they happened. I got them after I broke up with him, and I got them when I started losing my balance due to my middle ear infection and didn’t know how to cope with it. Only 3 times in my life have I had panic attacks. *sigh*

The burning sensation in my chest is a sign of something wrong with my stomach or oesophagus. So we can safely rule out heart issues, as no irregularities were found. She advised me to take mylanta if I experience discomfit, and write down the food I eat if I experience issues after eating it, and then give that to my doctor. I need to get an endoscopy. I told them I drank alot of lemon lime and bitters on the weekend, but I don’t think that caused the problem.

I guess I should make another booking for the doctor this week.

On another note, my uncle looked great. I was thinking as I hugged him thatIi was just centimetres from the disease that was killing him. I know once the cancer travels to the brain it’s a matter of months/weeks. I love him. He’ll be the second member of my family to die. Gran will be waiting for him, and I guess that will be good for both of em.

 a Meme!

I have been meme’d!! and tagged by Steph! If you don’t like meme’s then don’t continue reading the post, if however you want to read further, then please do. Please note: Tom, Hammy, David and Angel! I have tagged you to continue the meme if you wish. There is no obligation, and of course, David is ill with some spotty pussy disease which sounds like Chickenpox.

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 Walking for a cure - Juvenile Diabetes

I signed up a few weeks ago to walk for a cure, to help research into juvenile diabetes. I didn’t collect any sponsorship $$ as I am handing over $20 and the book to the office tomorrow. I just wanted to go for a walk with friends and see what it was like.

walk around the river

It ended up being a 7km walk around the river, up across to the rail bridge, down through East Perth, behind Trinity College and Gloucester Park, and across the Causeway back to the original spot in Burswood Park. There was bad music, face painting, cheap tshirts, sausages being sizzled, screaming kids, fat dogs, skinny dogs, big dogs and rat dogs. People on bikes, skateboards, rollerblades, with prams which were used as ramming devices to get through the crowds and uncontrolled helium-filled balloons which would attack you at any given moment before being released to the sky.

Apart from the chaos, it was also perfect. The sun was shining warming up your body on one side, and a cool breeze on the other side. Once we got onto the other side of the river and started the return leg, the chilled part of the body warmed up again in the sun whilst the other side cooled down. I was reminded of Rottnest, where the lakes are in the middle. The smell of salt in the air from the river, the clouds dotted around the sky, the brown reeds and grass mixed in with the brown foamy water. Obviously as we walked past the golf course, there were the few golf balls floating around the water behind the big fence which marked the driving range.

My friend J and I cut some corners as we crossed the river and made our way down to the shoreline from the bridge. We heard some mutters but what made me laugh the most was a kid shouting “Cheaters!!” Classic stuff. I probably would have said the same thing if I was the kid, but I’m not and buggered if I was not going to trim a few metres off that 7km trek, since you never knew when you might need those metres elsewhere.

As I was walking in the corporate team, I was wearing the obligatory cap and shirt, which thankfully wasn’t too embarrassing. There were heaps of corporate teams, Boral with yellow and white shirts, Optus with yellow shirts, AHS (whoever they were - white) A few law firms around, Australia Post with cool red shirts, the Burswood events staff were walking, with bright pink shirts (poor guys). A few courier companies, but I didn’t see many isp’s at all. Not many people from my section of the call centre were there, but a few others so I met a few new people and got to know them. We got to the end of the walk finally, to see a few more people we didn’t see before and had a feed of hotdogs. I stole a chicken sausage aswell and felt like I could have kept walking for a few more kms.

I also bumped into a friend of mine at the walk (works for optus) who has confused me and I’ll have to figure out when he broke up with his GF of 3 yrs. He has started dating another old friend of mine whom he was interested in but never hooked up with due to her being too young/immature to appreciate him and now she does! I never thought he’d last with the other chick, but I also never thought he’d get the girl he’s liked for ages. J thought the look on my face was classic.

After the walk, I fixed up my bathroom, putting grout paint onto the grout to clean up the mildew and mould stains that I couldn’t remove by cleaning. Now the shower looks new and I don’t feel like crying every time I look at it anymore. I cleaned the kitchen sink and put drano down the sink hole that causes me problems. Drano seems to work for a few weeks and then an ungodly stench makes its way up every time I use that particular sink. It’s quite embarrassing. I can hear when the people upstairs from me use the water and the people downstairs because the sound from the drains can be heard through the sink, so it’s not me that’s making that smell!

I might do that 7km walk more often however. I really enjoyed it. I’ll see if I can get the energy to walk it at least once a fortnight. It’s definitely worth a go.

 lori needs

I picked this up from BeerOClock and Tom.

I typed in Lori needs, into google and came out with some assorted statements about things I need. This kind of reminds me of a magic 8 ball via google.

Lori needs ideas and volunteers
Lori needs to be aware of her own anger
Lori needs help
Lori needs a change
Lori needs to cut her mom some slack
Lori needs a little hocus-pocus from dear departed Aunt
LORI NEEDS CAFEENE TO STAY AWAKE!!! STAT!!!!

and in all of these needs, it doesn’t say that I need a man! Someone else at work thought i was gay, with half the people in the call centre gay, it’s kinda 50/50 chance.

Anyways..

I don’t need a man, just yet.