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Headhunted!

I have an early start and can’t sleep. I have to be up in four hours to start work in 6 hours time. So it’s a good moment to get up out of bed, put my shopping away (oops i forgot) and log on to check my email.

This automatic email has been sent because an advertiser at seek.com.au wants to consider you for a vacancy after reviewing your resume saved at SEEK. Here is a message from the advertiser, outlining the opportunity that is available.

How cool! I logged on to Seek and read up on the position.

OFFICE ADMINISTRATION (hmmm I haven’t worked in Admin for a long time)

Our client is a primary producer and export company located in [censored]. We are seeking an experienced, dedicated person with a pleasant telephone manner and the ability to perform the following tasks:

* Windows / Word / Excel
* Data Entry / Word Processing
* Invoicing / Payments
* Bank Reconciliations
* Secretarial Duties

Due to maternity leave

— Well that’s me saying no. For several reasons.

  • I gave up doing Admin work 5 years ago due to extreme stress. Worked too long without a holiday, and burnt out, and it’s a thankless job.
  • It’s a contract position. Someone will be coming back. I have a permanent position where I work right now, and despite my misgivings about a couple of things, I like it.
  • I had a run in with this particular recruitment agent 7 years ago. I don’t like her.
  • So my reply to her offer follows:

    Hi there [censored],

    Thanks for the email and I have looked at the position advertised and I don’t believe I am the right person for the job. I have moved to customer service based positions to get out of administration. Whilst I do still use my administrative skills in my current job, I have a permanent position, not contract, and enjoy the atmosphere of a Call Centre.

    Thank you once again.

    Regards

    Lori.

    It’s nice to be headhunted, makes me smile. Just would be nice to be headhunted by someone in the industry I work in now! Not what I was in my old life, when I was stressed, constantly busy and driven by the need for money and security as all positions I had until this one, were contract. Now I have a permanent position, I am content, not as stressed, and it’s easier to say no and not take on too much work. I won’t go back to the person I was 5 years ago.

    I met an old aquaintence on IRC tonight. Still peddling his schemes, and it makes me wonder if he will be on Today Tonight and ACA features on a regular basis as he gets older Sam the Scam!. Also met someone else new! Another David :) I don’t know if he blogs though, but he was interesting to talk to. A person who was a contributor to a couple of PC magazines, and does stuff for an Australian Newspaper and IT manager of sorts. I had to wonder why he was on IRC on a Friday night, at least I have an excuse.

    5 Responses to “Headhunted!”

    1. 1
      Malnurtured Snay:

      Dear God GO TO BED, WOMAN!

      Sleep. Good. Sleep. Good.

    2. 2
      Steph:

      Oh lordy Lori! Not only do you LIKE customer service!! (Take your pills for gods sake) But you also enjoy a ” Call center environmnet” oh my giddy aunt!

      Lucky i’m sitting down i tells ya!

    3. 3
      Lori:

      Mr Snay!! I went to bed, got up, went to work, answered the phone, finished work, visited mum and despite the fact i had very little sleep, went for a walk, got home, purchased ingredients for a beef stroggy and currently waiting for it to cook. I might even crack open a bottle of wine!

      Steph.. yes I love working in it. You’re looking at someone who worked in high pressure admin jobs and got to the point that I was fantasising about my boss dropping dead in front of me when i was his personal assistant!

    4. 4
      Feebles:

      OMG!!

      I’m glad you didn’t consider it.

      Those days were INSANE!

      NO MORE NOT FER FREAKING PROFIT COMPANIES!

      However, I’m hoping to be Policy and Procedure Guru/HR Assistant for one of our home grown home decor companies.

      Woman we need to catch up. I’m recovering from bronchitis, but after I’m done being a mucus trooper we should do coffee. I’m sick of saying it, but not following through. Pick a time and place next week.

      -F-

    5. 5
      Lori:

      hey !

      i have your email addy.

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