lori needs
I picked this up from BeerOClock and Tom.
I typed in Lori needs, into google and came out with some assorted statements about things I need. This kind of reminds me of a magic 8 ball via google.
Lori needs ideas and volunteers
Lori needs to be aware of her own anger
Lori needs help
Lori needs a change
Lori needs to cut her mom some slack
Lori needs a little hocus-pocus from dear departed Aunt
LORI NEEDS CAFEENE TO STAY AWAKE!!! STAT!!!!
and in all of these needs, it doesn’t say that I need a man! Someone else at work thought i was gay, with half the people in the call centre gay, it’s kinda 50/50 chance.
Anyways..
I don’t need a man, just yet.
October 16th, 2005 at 6:30 pm
What is it with gays and call centers. I swear the gay to straight ratio is about 80/20. Not that there is anything wrong with that….just an observation.
October 17th, 2005 at 8:16 am
The service sector seems to have a disproportionate ratio of gays to the wider community. Why is that? Are they more caring and attentive? I guess the butch women aren’t but the guys appear to be.
October 17th, 2005 at 6:39 pm
i dont know, i think they might have a bit more empathy. It might also be easier for everyone to assume that everyone is gay until proven otherwise.
June 16th, 2006 at 3:57 pm
I just did the same google search as you did…and I found your blog. I had to leave you a comment… My google response also turned up that Lori needs a lube job. Nice.
October 29th, 2006 at 5:57 am
I did the same Google search too and came up with your site (like the other Lori). The first one that came up for me was…
I think Lori needs to step out into the experiences of others and use that to make an attitude change…. Doh!
An aside… did you know that “Lori” is no longer in the top 1000 names on the Social Security name list. We were like 22 at one point.
January 15th, 2007 at 2:02 am
That is so weird about the call center. I used to work at one and everyone thought I was gay….I don’t know why really. I don’t feel like I give off that vibe.
March 22nd, 2007 at 8:58 am
I typed in “Lori needs” in google and got this site. Sweet.
March 24th, 2007 at 2:29 am
Wow, our computers have crashed and I do need some help staying awake STAT! I work in a hospital…..
April 16th, 2007 at 3:33 am
Just went through a break up and I was having a pitty party when I came across this. Wow, God sends you messages in the weirdest places sometimes. I don’t need a man just yet either.
May 11th, 2007 at 10:04 pm
this lori needs all of the above!!! a man is overrated, we loris need our sisters!!
May 16th, 2007 at 8:20 am
I need some pampering and a little time to me
May 17th, 2007 at 9:08 am
Just another Lori that did the same search.
June 2nd, 2007 at 8:12 am
I need to take a business course :o)
June 3rd, 2007 at 2:32 am
One more Lori here. Got the “Lori needs” idea from a myspace post. Found you ladies from there. I got some of the same. Interesting about Lori not being in the top names on the social security list.
June 5th, 2007 at 6:43 am
Great to see there are more of me (Lori’s) out there! yay!!
I don’t need to much this morning so I’ll give my mum some slack. Be cool
June 6th, 2007 at 10:27 pm
wow… there are more loris in this world! sweet!!
June 7th, 2007 at 12:37 am
loris of the world unite!! I guess i needed this site, my google search sent me here
go lori!
June 7th, 2007 at 1:41 am
[...] same thing. They find me. I have a list of growing comments where they leave their messages for me. Lori Need’s.. This makes me feel happy, we are special, and now, I am going to do a search tomorrow for those [...]
June 13th, 2007 at 10:34 am
I love seeing all these Lori’s!!!! I’m not so alone after all.
This Lori needs space. No need for a man…just yet anyway.
June 16th, 2007 at 5:06 am
Lori needs exercise!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
June 18th, 2007 at 6:01 am
Lori needs a back rub
June 21st, 2007 at 7:28 am
I found this website through a myspace bulletin and this is the first one on there but on my google search the first official “Lori needs” is Lori needs to step out into the experiences of others and use that to make an attitude change. LOL!! I already have a good attitude a change would not be a good thing!!!
June 25th, 2007 at 9:54 am
Well I’m kind of tired of being alone, but would rather be that way than with the wrong man.., but finding the right one can sure be difficult..any suggestions?? Just me
July 5th, 2007 at 12:15 am
Hi from another Lori that found your site the same way!
July 6th, 2007 at 12:19 am
Another one, found the site the same way. An accidental sisterhood!
October 26th, 2007 at 12:26 pm
This is one of the oddest sites on the internet…I meant unique. This is where Loris unite? Do we all have to have friends w/ the same name? I like to mix it up a bit.
November 21st, 2007 at 11:15 pm
Geez folks. Did the same as y’all and found this site.
Lori needs someone to buy her townhouse.
January 17th, 2008 at 10:54 pm
YIPEEE LORILAND!!!
January 17th, 2008 at 10:57 pm
woohoo we have our own little loriland!!!
February 14th, 2008 at 7:42 pm
i am no longer aloooooone! haha since there are so many of us out there… we should DEMAND they start putting our names on keychains, pencils and stationary!
February 14th, 2008 at 7:47 pm
Lori Needs To Vent ~ thats what came up in my search.
February 21st, 2008 at 11:23 am
My search says I need to vent too. Hello Loriland!!!!
March 31st, 2008 at 11:03 am
Hello Loris of the world…. you guessed it, it’s Lori here! I did the same google search and got this site - cool!
My next results were “Lori needs to vent” and my favorite “Clearly Lori needs a gelato machine . . .” Yes, I agree with both of them!
Hooray for LoriLand!!!
May 8th, 2008 at 1:42 pm
I found this site because of myspace. At first I thought it was a joke because all the talk about call centers, I work in a call canter. That is just to funny…lol
July 1st, 2008 at 7:55 am
This web page is way too cool. My best friend’s name is also Lori
Hey - I’m wondering why so many of us Lori’s are without a man. Both of my friend Lori and I are unhappily single and wonder what’s wrong with all the men in the world that they can’t find either of us. I mean come on, we have such wonderful personalities!! 
Oh well, I’ll just enjoy the rest of this evening knowing that I’m not alone. Lori’s of the world UNITE!! “)
July 18th, 2008 at 4:55 am
I have to say, that it’s awesome seeing so many Lori’s floating around in the world
August 19th, 2008 at 8:04 am
It’s me….Lori…but you probably already knew that…right? This Lori needs to vent…that’s what Google says, anyway. I’m going to go back to google and type: Laurie needs….I wonder if there’s another page like this one…only with the “other” spelling. I like ours better
February 14th, 2009 at 6:29 am
Great seeing all the Lori’s. Of course I did the same game, very fun!
From Texas
February 14th, 2009 at 11:28 pm
Did the Google search and here I am! How’s everyone?
February 19th, 2009 at 9:40 am
HA HA! This is just too funny!! Just like the rest of you Wonderful LORI’S - I need a (GOOD) man! I will say this site made me smile! May God Bless all us LORI’S!!! Oh and a Gelato machine would be nice too…I’m just saying….
February 20th, 2009 at 5:08 am
just did the game too..and here I landed! Hello to all the Lori’s!
February 20th, 2009 at 8:39 am
This is quite funny. I haven’t ever met these many Lori’s in one place. Although there were three of us in 6th grade I believe. I was doing the same as most of you. Lori needs. I saw a lot of “venting”.
Lets see, Lori needs some motivation to move her body. (sounds better than exercise)
Namaste Lori!
February 20th, 2009 at 1:26 pm
Another Lori…but,happily with a man!! Try a Kevin!! Found this because of Facebook. I know quite a few Lori’s these days. We’re all really nice, reputable people!
February 20th, 2009 at 9:06 pm
Wow, I didn’t realize there were so many “Loris”! That’s kind of…comforting. I just saw the game “(type your name) NEEDS” and decided to give it a try. Found out it’s a really old game. I guess there really is “nothing new under the sun”.
I found:
Lori needs to vent
Lori needs help
Lori needs friends
This is a STUPID game.
February 21st, 2009 at 7:33 am
How fun is this!! I always knew that there was something to a name, and ladies, we’ve got the best one out there! We’ve got the best senses of humor of anyone I’ve met with any other name. Chin up to all the single Lori’s out there. We have to wait the longest so that we get the best men. After all, that’s what we deserve, right?! Just carry on being the best Lori you know how to be; we’ll rule the world before too long! Hahaha.
February 22nd, 2009 at 3:23 am
same here - found this via a google search sparked by facebook
i’m simgle too - and hoping that will change in 2009. don’t NEED a man…but would like a partner in crime :))) happy weekend loris!
February 22nd, 2009 at 5:55 am
How many of us have the middle name Ann?
February 23rd, 2009 at 7:52 pm
Lori from NC here!!
February 23rd, 2009 at 8:11 pm
My google search brought me here also!! It’s funny because the tag line said “The Angry Dieter” and I thought ‘how did they know I just got off the treadmill????’
Happy Monday Loris!!!!
February 24th, 2009 at 12:17 pm
hahahahaha this is too funny!!! when we were younger everyone was lori or laura…. and personally i wasnt too fond of the lauras……. but if i meet someone for the first time and they say lor i immediately love them…. if they call me laura….. not so much!!!! wishing all the loris in the world much love and laughter……..
February 26th, 2009 at 1:52 am
My goodness, a host of Lori!
Perhaps we should take over the world. It’s nice to meet you ladies and welcome !
February 26th, 2009 at 5:34 am
I am L-O-R-R-I, hope you don’t mind if I join Loriland too.
This was a Facebook suggestion: Google “Lorri” and “needs”
Apparently “Lori” needs: friends
a million dollars would be great too
Hello and wishing happiness to all the Loris
February 26th, 2009 at 10:32 am
Well, this Lori needs ideas and volunteers - boy, do I! This was fun. I am liking Loriland. Lori is a good name, short, sweet and to the point. My whole name is long and pretentious. I like “Lori” way better. Good luck with life, Loris’
February 26th, 2009 at 11:26 am
I LOVE MY NAME! LORI, doesn’t it sound sexy? Isn’t it mysterious? Short and sweet, yet strong and bold!
February 27th, 2009 at 12:43 am
not gay and it is right I don’t need no man
February 27th, 2009 at 7:25 am
I want to join Loriland, too! Lori from Illinois representing.
March 2nd, 2009 at 10:33 pm
“Lori P.:
February 22nd, 2009 at 5:55 am
How many of us have the middle name Ann?”
I do!! I wonder how many others?
March 10th, 2009 at 2:21 am
Lori needs a gelato machine!
March 13th, 2009 at 1:26 pm
too funny! I also have a friend by the same name…and yes her middle name is Ann!
Like most of you…I am single! and no…I definitely do not NEED a man..took a lot of years to figure that out..but glad I finally did! Would I like one? Of course! Especially at bedtime! LOL When I was young (9-10) I wished my parents had spelled my name the other way…thought it was so much prettier…now? I love me! I love all Lori’s! LOL Nice to be part of such a great group of women!
September 2nd, 2009 at 12:14 pm
Another google Lori. And another Lori Ann !! But happily with a man.
September 8th, 2009 at 3:56 am
too funny! I also have a friend by the same name…and yes her middle name is Ann!
Like most of you…I am single! and no…I definitely do not NEED a man..took a lot of years to figure that out..but glad I finally did! Would I like one? Of course! Especially at bedtime! LOL When I was young (9-10) I wished my parents had spelled my name the other way…thought it was so much prettier…now? I love me! I love all Lori’s! LOL Nice to be part of such a great group of women!…
September 30th, 2009 at 2:06 pm
Lori’s labor of love leads to lovely ladies who are a bit looney and likeable and perhaps a bit lonely too. THIS Lori is liking the links that lead me to Loriland. Love, Lori
September 30th, 2009 at 2:08 pm
And as a side point, Lori may be short for longer names, but I do I do like Lori just as it is.