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Freakout!

When I hear that phrase in my head, I hear 70’s disco music played with electric guitar and people wearing white jumpsuits, fuzzy hair, big glasses and a disco dance floor. With big teeth. Yes, let’s focus on Teeth.

not my teeth but someone else's

Yes my chompers, my pegs, my toofies are being examined by the dentist tomorrow. Quel Horreur! Like everyone I have a healthy fear of dentists, however over the last few months I have endured the worst toothaches imaginable. I don’t even use painkillers anymore for a couple of reasons. I nearly overdosed on em in late June, which lead to my digestive tract problems, and the painkillers don’t work. Only thing that worked was getting drunk on Bourbon and I can’t do that every time my teeth hurt.

I fully expect to come out of the dentist with a significantly lighter purse, a hefty bill, and a beeline straight to HBF to claim 60% of the cost back and wack it back into my credit card which is already upset at the $450 I spent on the weekend. Just aswell I have some savings stashed away around the place. So this dentist is just up the road from where I live, and I fully expect to stagger back with lips that are totally numb and won’t be able to talk or eat hot food.

I am expecting at least 2 fillings as I have 2 problem teeth. I have 2 others that need some “work” done, but nothing serious. The pain of toothwork can’t be as bad as the toothache itself. The number two shows up a bit here, perhaps it’s a good omen. Maybe my bill will be a 2 digit number. Wish me luck!

2 Responses to “Freakout!”

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    Steph:

    OHHH be brave. I hate the dentist. Would sooner go to the gyno.

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    Lori:

    well i went, i have a complex problem, the tooth can be saved “yay” but the problem is very deep and affects another tooth next to it. *sigh* Tomorrow I am off to health care people to get some money back and wack it back into the CC. The way this is going it will be pay for 2 visits, get one free with a 60% return off the cost.

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