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Ah El Diablo

*said in spanish accent* Hullo, my name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father: prepare to die…

And with that I swing my axes in a whirl of blood and gore and rip diablo apart in a blood fueled frenzy of righteousness and greed as the thought of all those gold pieces littering the floor after I dispose of El Diablo’s body. Bones of skeleton mages, hags, crones, wraiths, other ilk fly around the room as they circle their wagons..

I laugh! Bwaahahahaha

“Diablo is dead, suffer fools and die as you feel the blood warmed axe blades on your flesh!”

/DiabloII

So, I have spent my whole weekend and last 2 days getting through DiabloII. OK so I haven’t finished ActII yet, I have got through ActI finally after I stopped play due to my inability to deal with the spiders in the Monastery Level in the inner cloister. I am feeling pretty obsessed by it all, and think that I am going to have problems this week with work, talking to my friends AND wanting to complete more of my DiabloII quests.

I must sleep - For tonight, I dance with Diablo…

6 Responses to “Ah El Diablo”

  1. 1
    tmz_99:

    nice Pirncess’s Bride quote.. :)

    I havent played Diablo ][, I did play and beat the 1st one but was trepedious about what the 2nd would offer me. I am a sucker for RPGs, trying to complete FFX-2 when I can in my spare time.. :) (And a bit of Doom ]I[ for the PC but in short doeses, I can’t stand the game for too long for some reason).

  2. 2
    tmz_99:

    There are no fish hiding in that tree,
    all the fish I had set free,
    let me go I need to pee,
    upon that wich lurks below.

    The platypus has poison strong,
    if it stings you’ll suffer long,
    I think he needs another bong,
    we all wish for a stoned platypus.

  3. 3
    Lori:

    i loved that movie. I named my barbarian Inigo Montoya, and nice poem.. :)

  4. 4
    David:

    *laughs*

  5. 5
    M Snay:

    I’m working my way through a western shooter called “Gun.” It’s nice, particularly since if I ever get bored, I can just walk into a saloon and start shooting people.

  6. 6
    Lori:

    Yeap.. kill people and spiders, and witches, and skeletons, and thugs, brutes, walking dead that say.. mmmmm brains

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