Talking pets
Most people have cats, dogs or fish for pets, some even have birds.
If you are going to have a bird, and plan on being unfaithful to your partner you should take into mind the couple who had a parrot. The husband was having a few moments with someone. His wife only cottoned on when the parrot began repeating her husband’s words..
“Uta.. Uta..” the parrot chirped.
His wife began searching around the house, and found some tickets to Paris, with her husband and Uta’s name on them….
So.. I guess the moral of the story is, get pets that can’t talk, get a fish!