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speaking about pets

I love dogs, I owned a dog, my dog was great, but the problem with my dog, was that he barked too much, all the time, day or nite. It’s the reason why I prefer cats.

Except for last night.

Last night there was a brawl between two screaming pussies at around 4am, and then to make matters worse, a poodle started barking the cats stopped and the dog kept barking.. and barking.. and barking.. and barking.. and barking.. and barking.. Some man got up and screamed at the dog, the dog barked more, eventually it stopped at 5am.

I took my eyelids to work with me, they dragged behind the car all the way to work, and across the park, and up the stairs. I was listless as I took calls and eventually at the end of the day, I took my eyelids, with bags under them now, to the gym and worked out.

*yawns*

3 Responses to “speaking about pets”

  1. 1
    anonymouscoworker:

    Cats are awesome. I love my cat. Except when he scratches me for no reason. Then I want to toss him under a bus.

  2. 2
    Steph:

    You dragged your eyes to work? lol, good line, i like it. My eyeballs constatly feel like they’re on fire! i’m now addicted to Visine.

  3. 3
    Lori:

    ACW: i love my cats, but just didn’t appreciate the fighting.

    Steph: Yes i dragged them to work. When you experience that grittiness, you know that your eyes have got road dirt.

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