fly on the wall …
It’s not often that women get an insight into what men talk about when they are being macho during their working day. So today I woke up hearing the men climbing up to my balcony and sanding it.
In between the screaming noise of metal on metal.. what do you think two working men talk about? Their weight.
Interdispersed with liberal doses of “fucknthis” “fucknthat” They discussed how one of them weight 74 kilos, wanted to drop a bit of weight.. about 4 kilos..
“i’m not really that fat mate, i just wanna [censored] get a bit fitter, lose the [censored] fat around my middle mate”
“MAaaaaaaaaate, I have a mate who works at this place in cannington as a personal trainer.. all you need is 2 - 3 sessions a week for a couple of months.. You’ll have a [censored] sixpack in [censored] no time at all..”
then more grinding noises
“So whaddya reckon.. [censored] 60 a week is what it will cost me? “
“[censored] yeah! I’ll give you a session once a week for free”
“[censored] “
“She’ll be sweet, then you’ll feel fitter and give up your [censored] ciggy habit mate, [censored] ‘n disgusting that is”
“[censored] yeah, i smoke a pack a day”
“[censored] me!”
Men are funny.
December 17th, 2005 at 12:11 pm
Lori, I can’t (censored) believe you didn’t (censored) know all this al(censored)ready.
Men have always been body conscious, but don’t want to talk about it because it all seems too gay.
However, expressing an interest in achieving a more sporting physique for sporting purposes - well, that’s that’s manly, not gay.
Not that there’s anything wrong with that.
December 17th, 2005 at 2:08 pm
lol i love it. Men obsessing about weight! That’s GOLD.
December 19th, 2005 at 9:29 pm
haha malc, i seriously had no idea.. didn’t think it was gay, just a moment when 2 men were communing with eachother without a woman on the scene. not very macho at all.