The Angry Dieter

I caught the bus to work today, part of my Lori being a tightassed bitch thing. I was at the bus stop just across the road from my place waiting for the next bus that turns up in front of my work with about 5 minutes to spare. I had missed the previous bus, trapped trying to cross the road, my arms gesturing futilely at the bus driver as he stopped, took on passengers and moved back onto the highway, with a well practiced turn of his big steering wheel and averted his eyes from looking at me as I beseeched him to wait.

OK

so we’re over that bit. I’m standing at the stop waiting for that other bus and two guys rock up. One looks Korean and the other Chinese. The chinese guy looks at his watch and asks the Korean guy if the next bus has come past and the Korean guy says yes. I’m like.. “what the?” so I stepped in and said “no, it’s coming in 3 minutes” Chinese guy nods and goes stands in a corner and Korean guy scowls at me and says nothing.

Whatever

Eventually the bus turns up and we get on, and Chinese guy sits in the seat across the aisle from me. We’re hooning down the highway and as we’re passing the Casino, there’s a smell that wafts in from outside.

*sniff* eww.. smells like shit/manure or something

Chinese guy I noticed starts moving around and I look at him and he’s looking worried. I’m wondering what is his problem, and then I notice he is looking at the bottom of his shoes and sniffing rather loudly..

OHHH

He thinks he has shit on the bottom of his shoes.

*laugh*

I giggled all the way into work.

February 2nd, 2006 | Category: Odd moments | Subscribe to comments | Leave a comment | Trackback URL