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Assumptions..

X was telling me about his housemate, who I met today. He seemed like a nice young fellow. The other night X was telling me that he had some DVD’s for the guy to have, and he went to knock on the door, and the door opened and there was a really hot chick in his room. X was a bit shocked and the guy came to the door and was like “next time knock” X replied “the door opened when I knocked”. He handed him the DVD’s and went to his room.

He rang me the next day and said “I’m not one to judge, but he should tell me when there is a hooker in my house, at 11pm at night”

He was going to confront this housemate about it, but I said to him to watch his words and not to make assumptions, just say “have friends over late at night” rather than sound like he’s screaming “WHORE!! SLUT!!!”

He never had that chat, but the other night, he admitted something to me.

“you know, you always give me good advice, I guess I shouldn’t assume that a guy like him can’t pull hot chicks, cuz that was his X girlfriend in his room the other night”

I laughed my ass off. Imagine what could have happened if X had called her a h03. haha.

2 Responses to “Assumptions..”

  1. 1
    anonymouscoworker:

    “Hey, I don’t mind if you have people over, just let me know when those people are going to be whores. Thanks.”

  2. 2
    Lori:

    lol - i suggested a little more diplomatic route, however he didn’t comment and therefore nothing bad happened. He can’t afford for his housemate to move out!

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