Suuuuuure it’s a Linux Distro…
I had a customer call today asking about why his downloads were timing out. I asked him a few questions like..
- What is your ADSL speed?
- How big is the file?
- What type of file is it?
- What are you downloading with?
So he gives his speed - not THAT fast - but faster than a modem.. the next 3 responses to these questions left me gobsmacked..
600megs, linux distro, firefox from a website in Australia
*blink*blink*
So that’s from a website in Australia? What website’s that?
“ahhhmm anpu2…mumble”
Sure.. no problems let me just put you on hold whilst I ask some of the guys.. I’m not a guru when it comes to linux type files..
bwahahaha suuure it’s a linux distro!
*takes him off hold*
Try these programs to speed up your downloads, a web browser isn’t the best method to download large files and perhaps use an FTP program instead! Thanks for calling.Â
I think we should remove the shame - own your p0rn downloads! Give us ISP call centre weenies some laughs. Next time I wanna hear a response like “I’m downloading Debbie Does Dallas 69, and the fucker keeps timing out” If anyone can do that, I wanna hear about it.
March 3rd, 2006 at 8:24 am
I often wish i downloaded p0rn, just for the high quality dialogue and background music.
Not.
March 3rd, 2006 at 5:17 pm
You should have told him to keep his hands above the keyboard at all times. Bahahaha!
March 8th, 2006 at 12:30 am
bah… anybody savvy enough to actually be able to articulate “Linux Distro” should be intelligent enough to get their porn for free…. another vote for windows Vista I feel..