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Odd post..

well.. day two of being sick.. and having my day off. What were the highlights?

none.

I stayed in bed till 1pm, and dragged my arse out into the kitchen, made coffee, watched some soapies, and then started cleaning my flat up. One bit of rubbish at a time. Hard being sick.. what would normally take maybe an hour to do, took 4 hours.

I decided to count how many tissues I had snotted in since tuesday, as my bag of rubbish broke.. so I sat down on the floor, and counted tissues, 120 of them. With my poor nose looking like it’s been skinned and raw. Why can’t they make tissues which don’t rip skin off your tender nose? What fixes schnozzes to make them look purty again?

4 Responses to “Odd post..”

  1. 1
    Greg:

    I think the only known cure for cold red nose is not having a cold anymore …

  2. 2
    Hammy:

    Very expensive tissues with aloe vera in them, or moisturising cream, I can’t remember. Even hankies don’t help, especially being a woman, as your nose still gets raw - just not from the wiping.

    120? Yikes.

  3. 3
    Lori:

    Greg.. somehow i think you are right.

    Yes 120 tissues there hammy, and my poor nose :(

  4. 4
    Aurelius:

    Moisturing crap like lanolin or whatever helps bring your nose back to normal once the tissue-flood has eased.

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