::TheEnforcer:: i just broke up with my gal friend ive been drinking since i broke up with her
::Mr_aslpls::     your like a girl, YOU do the breakup, then you get depressed about it?? wtf
::Mr_aslpls::     so whyd u break up with her man??
::TheEnforcer:: coz i had to, it was going no where, i feel so stupid, i neeed a drink
::mikael^cott:: you sohuld of just enjoyed a good thing while u had it
::TheEnforcer:: good, i loved her but she didnt love me so its really hard
::Mr_aslpls::     man is she atleast trying to chase u now?
::TheEnforcer:: no, i sent her an email saying its over
::mikael^cott:: lol in email?
::Mr_aslpls::     lol most impersonal way of comunication
::TheEnforcer:: i no, it had to be done tho
::Mr_aslpls::     so what was her reaction when u broke it off? i woulda replied with omfgdiaf for doing it via email
::TheEnforcer:: no she doensnt no yet
::lolly::             send a txt msg, better still send her a noteop
::Mr_aslpls::     ROFL
::mikael^cott:: lmao
::Mr_aslpls::     LOL noteop
::TheEnforcer:: its not fucking funny ok mate
::Mr_aslpls::     dude
::mikael^cott:: dude it is hillarious
::mikael^cott:: like.. your suffering brings me gr8 joy your one stupid fucker for writing that email
::lolly::            i can see her now, forwarding that email to her friends and your friends that is something
i would hold on to and embarrass the hell out of you.  

This is exchange was in a channel I sit in, on IRC. normally I don’t pay attention to the whiney rants of drunken men but I paid attention when I saw one stupid m0f0 getting upset because he dumped his girlfriend by email.

Rules for dumping people in the electronic age:

1. NEVER dump by email, it can be used against you.
2. NEVER dump by text message
3. NEVER dump by any electronic medium where it is recorded and in writing.
4. Don’t be lame, come onto some chat program like IRC and expect people to give you sympathy when you have been so stupid and cowardly in the first place.

Grow some balls, and dump the biatch or bastard face to face.

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