oh my groin…
Today JJ thought it would be a great idea to go bowling.
“yes!, sounds good” i texted back, instantly thinking about what i needed to wear, and I needed a shower. I had been bumming around on IRC for an hour whilst I was waiting for my washing to finish in the machine.
“cool, you book and let me know time” she replied.
So I booked for our intrepid bowling adventure, washed my hair, problem is I am losing alot of hair at the moment, I wonder if it is to do with stress, or the shampoo.. freakout.. anyways getting back to the bowling thing.
I rang her to confirm the booking and hooned to AMF bowling centre about 20 mins from my place and was met with bogans.
They had come out of hiding to socialise with eachother. The music was appalling, with cyndi lauper, madonna, bon jovi all playing in the background, with some emo Robbie Williams in the background. I noticed that people pay to put their music selections in this jukebox thing, so then the entire centre is subjected to their choice of music.
The lights were dimmed and JJ and I took to the alley. No gutter guards for us thank you! We were women on a mission. To throw big balls down an oiled pinewood alley and smack the hell out of those pins.
Well i didnt do that great, I never do, I certainly didn’t cover myself with glory with some .. rounds not actually resulting in me knocking one pin down at all. Instead I flung ball after ball down with no luck. I tried different weighted balls, 6 pounders, 8 pounders, 10 pounders and a 12 pounder. The 12 pound ball as I swung my arm backwards, flung itself away from my fingers at the top of the arc. it flew behind me, narrowly missing some small blonde bogan kid wearing jeans and flannel shirt. JJ and I just started laughing.. and I ended up incapable of doing much.. so I found a smaller ball and flung it down, it bounced three times down the alley and guttered itself.
Second game was much better, No rounds went past without me getting some kind of score. However lets summarise the das action.
middle and index finger on left hand.. sore, barely can bend
thumb on left hand.. blistered
left forearm.. sore to touch
left shoulder and elbow.. owwies too
groin muscle.. well even IF MM was here, no sex for me.
Great day, we need to do it again soon.
April 30th, 2007 at 6:50 am
Oh, so you’re kacky-handed, eh? Bowling is always a shock to the system as it is quite demanding on the body.
April 30th, 2007 at 8:17 pm
LMAO!!
Thats hillarious.
And as the previous comment about Kacky handedness.
Anyone can be born right handed, only the clever can overcome it!
-F-
April 30th, 2007 at 10:12 pm
that is very true! Us kackyhanders have to stick together!
May 1st, 2007 at 10:58 am
I don’t think I’ve been bowling in twenty years, but I did think about buying a “Star Wars” bowling ball …
May 4th, 2007 at 8:36 pm
Oh no you didn’t! You didn’t just call my future husband EMO???? Arrgghhhhh!!!