Once again my mighty keyboard warrior persona has reared it’s ugly head again to prattle on about the world.
I have had a shit week. Yes, complete crap. It started on Monday, I was called @ 9.35 in the morning, AFTER I had caught the bus to be told I would need to work until 8pm due to someone calling in sick. GREAT! Of course, I had to work back one day the week before due to someone else calling in sick. I don’t get home until 9.30pm at night when I work till 8pm, so it’s a real pain in the ass.
Wednesday morning when I was rushing to catch the bus. I was looking very nice, you know, black long coat, awesome scarf, hot shirt, black pants, and I had two bags with me, my shoulder bag, and a calico bag holding my lunch. I had my hair nice, make up, I was the picture of professionalism.
Until I tripped over an invisible pixie in my haste to cross a rather large highway, in front of a rubbish truck. I hit the bitumen very inelegantly. Arms outstretched, I had a moment of wonder as my body lost contact with earth, and I stared at the blue metal rushing up towards me. “oh shit” I think was the thought as I slammed into it with my right knee and arms outstretched. I looked to my right to see a rubbish truck approaching and picked up my shit, all over the bloody road and hobbled quickly to the centre island, valiantly pulling myself together again and not rubbing my knee as internally I screamed in pain.
Mother of F%$^ that hurt. I hobbled across the rest of the highway, acutely aware that about 12 cars had seen my spill, thankfully the snobby girl who catches the same bus as me didn’t see my fall. I sank gracefully onto the bench and rubbed my leg surrupticiously as the occupants of various cars goosenecked at me. I got into work and negotiated the 20 steps up to the main entrance, and stayed put in my seat all day. I could feel my leg bruising up quite nicely, my right hip ached dully and I glowered at anyone that wanted me to do anything remotely active.
Thursday, the day before my long weekend. I had my knee brace on, and had to negotiate the delicate matter of washing my hair, and doing my brassiere up. See, I have long hair, it was my washing day, and the pain in my shoulders from the impact of the day before was pretty severe. Until I tried to put my brassiere on. WOW. Who knew how many shoulder muscles are actually used. That should become one of those exercises for women who want awesome shoulders, we use alot of muscle there to just clip the bra you know. That signalled a crap day for me again. Friday arrived. Mercifully. I slept in and had a great time in bed.
Sunday … well apart from the gale force winds, my washing from Saturday being blown off the line and into next door’s back yard, it was fine. Until I went out, forgot to turn off my headlights, got a flat battery. Had to call J as she was on her way home for help. We went to Bunnings, found some 400amp jumper leads, some kind of wind up torch that doesn’t need batteries and got my car running just fine. Eventually, after finishing coffee at 5pm, I got home at 7pm. That particular trip cost me an extra $44 I wasn’t expecting.
Let’s hope this week is better.
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